Telugu Vallaku Boothu Kathalu: Miley Cyrus Lap Dance Video

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She’s 16 in the video; the guy is 44. Lil’ Wayne gets caught with prison contraband. Tyra picks a fight with Palin. Leonardo DiCaprio is mistaken for a normal person. Ian McKellen is mistaken for a beggar. Wednesday gossip arrives.

A 16-year-old Miley Cyrus gave a lap dance to a “slightly older gentleman,” 44-year-old producer Adam Shankman at the wrap party for The Last Song, which he produced, and—duh—someone filmed it and sold it to TMZ. And if 44 seems more than “slightly older,” remember that Miley ages in dog years, and Shankman is gay, which means he ages in reverse. Shankman’s gayness is probably why Miley thought this was OK, because skanky straight girls always think it’s OK to sexually harass with gay men, when in fact they are the worst people to sexually harass, because they won’t even enjoy your jailbait ass. Rubbing your buns on a producer only gets you the job if he’s straight, Miley. Shankman had previously tweeted a Miley lapdance picture, calling her “my little angel sister.”
Rehearsing Waiting for Godot in scruffy clothes and wild hair, Ian McKellen was mistaken for a panhandler, and earned a dollar coin from a passerby. He saved it for good luck.
Tyra Banks and Sarah Palin are having a feud, because on the day Tyra announced her first novel, Sarah announced her second book. “Miss Tyra doesn’t like sharing the spotlight with anyone… Tyra is convinced this wasn’t a coincidence.” Sarah should have received the memo designating May 11 as International Tyra Is Writing a Book Day. She also ignored Tyra’s order to tone down her damn weave and wear pink on Wednesdays. third item]
Anne Hathaway dumped white collar robber baron Raffaello Follieri, but her new boyfriend, Adam Shulman, is also accused of stealing! Adam stands accused of dismantling and stealing part of a wall mural. He probably thought it was Banksy.
Lil’ Wayne got caught with contraband earphones and an iPod charger in jail. Where was the iPod?